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ON THE EIGHTH DAY, LEON LEONWOOD BEAN SAID, “LET THERE BE FLANNEL SHIRTS”

DOORS I WISH JIM MORRISON HAD WALKED THROUGH

THINGS I’D RATHER GET HIT WITH THAN HAVE TO HEAR LED ZEPPELIN’S “ALL MY LOVE”

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